Friday, December 8, 2006

i will never say hi to you again

i really do not like you, my next-door neighbor cunt. i used to try to be nice to you and say hi when i was walking in when you were outside smoking. but you never look at me or say hi, and most of the time you will turn your entire body away from me when i am walking up just so you can avoid any interaction. you are a fucking bitch.

and im sick of hearing you through the walls screaming at your little grandchild and threatening to beat her with your shoe. seriously, i hear you screaming "DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OFF MY SHOE?!?!"

and that time that i was forced to knock on your door and ask to borrow your phone becasue i was locked out and you just stared at me as if i had just told you i wanted to give birth to your next grandchild and name him patrick swayze. and you didnt say anything you just went and got the phone and slammed the door in my face and then watched me through your window.

why dont you just go far way and live somewhere in the middle of nowhere so you dont have to be around people since you hate them so much.

5 comments:

kalipornia said...

aw sheeyit, that's it. next time i see her i'm taking off my shoe...

kalipornia said...

ok so i've never seen her, but if i ever do...

murl said...

yaya im glad u got my back. make sure you wear your boots with the chains.

xTx said...

i think it's time for some anthrax in her mail slot

JBoombostick said...

Maybe she is just shy. You should bake her a cake.