here are some things to think about

yes i made this and submitted it to i can has cheezburger yes i know i need some fresh air. it started off as a joke and escaladed into obsession...

a collection of terrifying and mysterious found babydolls.


this is what they do.

more cat pictures by popular demand.

red trees in the mcneighborhood.

i need this bumper sticker.



large.

the WHAT of the lord?

jif peanut butter

you know how back in the day they had those jif peanut butter commercials where the kid would open the jar and there'd be a heart carved into it? well i remember i used to hold onto the false hope that that heart would be there when we opened a new jar of peanut butter and it never was. and every time i'd be disappointed. and every time i'd be filled with the sinking sensation that if i wanted a heart carved into the peanut butter that i would have to be the one to do it. so i did but it was never as satisfying as i felt it should be.

there is nothing quite like the smell of dirty linen and dying and hospital food at 7 in the morning. and the moment when his nurse turns to me and says you know, i almost wish he'd expire while you're here so you'd get the experience of seeing what that's like. meanwhile i am looking at his eyes, fixed and dilated, wondering if he can hear her. wondering what the hell else people have said at his bedside while he lays there dying.

jeezus fuck

so i somehow managed to pull a muscle in my neck/upper back or pinch a nerve or something that is very painful earlier today while WASHING MY HAIR. i guess i should have stretched before attempting to take a shower. i can barely move my head and have to twist my entire body in order to look in different directions.

i have been a crazyladyperson for several weeks now due to the horror-producing anxiety stress aneuyrsm that is the cardiac portion of this semester. altho i guess i can't use the word aneurysm anymore in that sense now that i know what it is.

ahh fuck i just want this school shit to be OVER. i am so sick of living in a world of stress and anxiety attacks on the regular. whenever i am studying i am thinking of other things i could do to further distract myself and every waking minute that im not studying i am guilting myself and telling myself what a goddamned whore i am for not studying. it is pretty vicious inside my head these days.

i talk about it so much that my friends are all like oh i'm sure you're fine, you are ALWAYS studying. what they don't seem to understand is that i am alwaying TALKING and OBSESSING about it, and spending ridiculous amounts of time at home alone not studying kind of like what i'm doing right now, and the actual time i am studying is pretty minimal. i read 2 paragraphs and i'm like WHEW i deserve a 3 hour break! ok time for more coffee.

MAKING IT

coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffee or nap or coffeeornaporcoffeeornaporcoffeeornaporcoffeeornap?

i cannot decide. either way i will have problems.

in other news, this!


CHICKENS MAKING IT WITH ONE ANOTHER. HA who says "making it"???





LOOK COCKER SPANIELS.




UH OH.
now THIS is different.
let's skip all the internal stuff shall we?

black pretend penis.
that is all for now. sorry i just felt like being 14 today. i am gonna go drink coffee now i think.

zipzipzip it up

this past weekend

<recent text message conversation>

murl: who do you think is gayer me or you?

kali: its a tie!

murl: we both took artistic pictures of hacks lil blue ramp

kali: oh my god i just laughed out loud


and for halloween.......
get yer rave on!


thank you ebay for the last-minute ridiculously large pants.


i made the necklaces myself. too bad you can't see what the letters say ("i love drugs" and "candy roll party")


i lost in the "most creative" contest to grapes tho. i guess i gotta hand it to her....


ritchie and margot tenenbaum won "best couple," as they should've.


come on now!! kali is talented. i think the floppy pink gloves were my favorite part.